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Sorry! Your birth certificate is an
apology letter from the condom factory.

Submitted by: Akshya

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo …
one was caught watching tv …
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message

Submitted by: Mohit

How about you sit on my lap and
we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Submitted by: Rahul

I bet when you go to the zoo
you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

Submitted by: Aamir Ameen

Hi, I am an alien and
I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook..
Searching..
Searching…
Searching….
Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Submitted by: Ashesh

A man can kiss his wife
A flower can kiss a butterfly
Wine can kiss a frosted glass
But u my friend can kiss my ass!
so the world needs YOU after all!

Submitted by: Nick

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don’t know. Never happens.

Submitted by: Indu

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor …
what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I’d put U and I together.

Submitted by: Sheeti

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell….she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Submitted by: Anopam

Why don’t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don’t have any.

Submitted by: Dedo