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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college

Submitted by: Rohit

Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai,
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.

Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna
Jo Haste Hue har waqt Yaad Aata Hai.

Submitted by: Anil

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

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Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne
tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne.

Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai faryad to karte honge,
mera sms padh k yaad to karte honge.

Submitted by: Mohit

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Submitted by: Uncle Memon

Kisi na kisipe aitbar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,

Khubiyo se nhi hoti mohabat hamesha,
Khamiyo se b aksar pyar ho jata hai.

Submitted by: Pyaara

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Submitted by: Akshya

Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya
Khali hi sahi hathon mein jam to aaya

Mein hoon bewafa sabko betaya usne
Yun hi sahi, uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.

Submitted by: Fawad

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: Akshya

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.
Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

Submitted by: Samina