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Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from U.

Submitted by: Arabi

Wat frustrates a Buddhu?
Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

Submitted by: Mehdi

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

Submitted by: Hassan

A young man tries to talk to a young girl…….,
I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,
the girl replied, “QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL”.

Submitted by: Shalini

Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.

Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

Submitted by: Farman

Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu?
Gandhi-didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth &
Lalu doesnt know the difference

Submitted by: Simran

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.

Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte.

Submitted by: Pawan

If i wud b a painter u will b my painting.
If i wud b a author u will b my novel.
If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist.

Submitted by: Nick

Socha yaad na kar k thora tadpaye unko,
kisi aur ka naam ley kar jalayain unko.

Par koi chot unko lagi to dard hame hoga,
ab koi ye bataye k kis tarah satayein unko.

Submitted by: Jiya

“Boyfrnds” r like “Paanipuri” always tasty.
“Lovers” r like “Pizzas” hot n spicy.
“husbnds” r lik “Dal Chawal” no othr option but
good 4 health & wealth.

Submitted by: Rahul