When we get married

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

Submitted by: Asif

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  • I m getting married next month
  • Lover Conditions
  • Telling a lie
  • What about the rape
  • 2 men were talking
  • A husband said to his wife
  • How you control your anger

    Father to son:
    whenever i beat you,
    you dont get annoyed,
    how you control your anger?

    son: i start cleaning the toilet
    seat with your toothbrush

    Submitted by: Jiya

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  • Anger is a short madness
  • write your feeling
  • Falling in love with you
  • Don’t Touch The Body
  • Good Luck for Ramazan
  • Good Luck 4 Ramzan
  • Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain

    Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain…
    Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain..

    Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain..
    Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.

    Submitted by: Sameena Naz

    Related SMS Messages:

  • Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain
  • Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
  • Bari asani se dil lagaye jaate hain
  • Dil dharkan bina
  • hame na bhulana.
  • Bewafa hain who
  • Smile is a lnguage of Love

    Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
    Smile is a way to get success,
    Smile is to win the hearts.
    Smile improves ur personality.
    Brush daily.

    Submitted by: Zarmeen

    Related SMS Messages:

  • Smile For The Ones You Love
  • Love is what I see in your smile
  • I love your smile
  • smile is a name of lovely mood
  • Love begins with a smile,
  • Smile
  • If i m ur father

    If u have 1 father, call me.
    If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
    If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
    If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

    Submitted by: Fun Moon

    Related SMS Messages:

  • My best father
  • Father to son after exam
  • Father of Ibn-e-Seena
  • Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hoi
  • Aunty ka pait kion phola hai
  • Aunty ka pait kion phola hai
  • Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo

    Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo,
    Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo,

    Roj nikla kare kisi ki yaad me ansu,
    Itna kabhi kisi se na pyaar karo

    Submitted by: Aaroh

    Related SMS Messages:

  • Hum na ajnabi hai na paraye hai
  • Sitam karna hai karo par
  • Ek khirki khuli
  • Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta
  • DIN ME KARO YA RAAT ME,
  • Hasi ke raste pe chala karo
  • Let me guess what U R doing

    Let me guess what U R doing…
    Reading book?
    Na Na!
    Listining Music?
    Uhu!
    Watching TV?
    Nah!
    Caught U!
    Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
    Oh now U R smiling.

    Submitted by: G.M

    Related SMS Messages:

  • Let me guess what U R doing
  • Why do girls close their eyes
  • Girls close their eyes while kissing
  • Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti
  • Just had an x-ray taken
  • Sardarji went to a PCO
  • A girl & boy were sitting alone

    A girl & boy were sitting alone,
    that boy started touching de girl,

    Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

    Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

    Submitted by: Adnan

    Related SMS Messages:

  • Sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa
  • I was sitting on daddy’s la
  • Whats wrong?
  • Boy 2 girl:
  • customer feed back
  • A Girl Speaks to a Boy
  • Keep the smile

    Keep the smile,
    Leave the tear,
    Think of joy,
    Forget the fear ,
    Hold the laugh,
    Leave the pain,
    Be jouyous till i sms again.

    Submitted by: Zareena

    Related SMS Messages:

  • Smile
  • Smile a while and while you smile
  • Select any style but keep smiling
  • Smile in Pleasure and Pain
  • Smile is a lnguage of Love
  • smile is a name of lovely mood
  • Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do

    Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai,
    Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai,

    Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do…
    Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.

    Submitted by: Shazia

    Related SMS Messages:

  • Meri tanhaiyaan yaad karti hain
  • Usne kaha k aapse nafrat nahi mujhe
  • Tumhare bin nahi Rehna mujhe TUMSE mohabbat hai.
  • Har pal dekhon sapna usi ka,
  • Mujhe tumse Mohabbat hai
  • keep smiling


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