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Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi
Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi,

Log humein pathar dil kehte hain,
Lekin wo jante nahi,
Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Submitted by: Ahmar

A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said “u can do that”

after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”

Submitted by: Abhinav

college mei school ki yaad aayi.
javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi.

kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!

Submitted by: Sanya

To live a life i need a heartbeat,
2 have a heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have a heart i need happiness,
2 have happiness i need a friend
&
4 a friend i need U!

Submitted by: Ramesh

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

Submitted by: Jassy

U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)

Submitted by: Hameed

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

Submitted by: Kharo

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
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Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

Submitted by: Zaman

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

Submitted by: Ahmar