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Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But i will never stop
Missing you

Submitted By: Sahar

Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don’t hesitate.
BCoz……
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai,
Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

Submitted By: Paro

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai

Submitted By: Abbass

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..

Stupid I am playing table tennis….

Submitted By: Hero

Dard ko hamdard na mila,
Shauk ko maut na mili, is liye

Dard ko qaid kia shauk ko azaad kia,
Ham se jis tarah bana, hum nay tujhey yaad kia

Submitted By: Haroon

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

Submitted By: Sabir

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

Submitted By: Zarun

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z

Did I Miss something?
No Because “U” r in My “HEART”

Submitted By: Hamera

Ek sher doctor ki zubani:

Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,

Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko “SISTER” kehna parh raha

Submitted By: Raju

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Submitted By: Darwan