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Raat Ko Raat Ka Tohfa Nahi Dete
Dil Ko Jazbaat Ka Tohfa Nahi Dete
Dene Ko To Hum Apko Chand Bhi De Dete
Magar Chand Ko Chand Ka Tohfa Nahi Dete…

Submitted By: Rahat

Larkaa: Larki Ko Purpose Kerne Ki
Sub Se Achi Jagah Kaun Si Hai ??

2 Larka: Mere Khayal May To Mazar…..

Larkaa: Hain!!! Woh Q??

2 Larka: Q K Wahan Larkion Ne Chapal Nahi Pehni Hoti Na…….

Submitted By: Rohni

Wo Choom lain ek bar to ati nahi nend,

Unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet

isliay kehtay hain ye risk na uthao

“MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO”

Submitted By: Morya

NABI(SAW)ki friday ki sunatain

1)Acha libas

2)Ghusal

3)Nakhun katna

4)Tael lgana

5)khusbu

6)Miswak

7)Surma

8)Daröd-e-Ibrahimi

9)Surat kahaf
plz 4wrd

Submitted By: Majeed

Har ek sajda maqbool_e_khuda ho jye,
Apki “DUAON” k sang rab ki raza ho jaye,
Milay aaj aapko wo khushian k,
hazaaron saal tak gham aap se khafa ho jye.
Ameen.

Submitted By: Sara

6 Inch Ka Hai

Size Normal He

Mazboot He

Zyada Mota b Nai He

2 larkiayn Dekh Chuki Hen

Lena He To Bolo

Full Time Masti

Non Stop Fun

Mera

LG KG 195

Submitted By: Kawa

Her ek janib samandar hy kinara kyun nahi milta mere
Maula bata mujh ko sahara kyun nahi milta
mujhe is shehr mein din bher hazron log milty hain
jisy main dhond ne nikla wo pyara kyun nahi milta
*jse chaha
*jise dekha
*jise socha
*jise likha
“Mere ‘Maula’ ” mera us say sitara kyun nahi milta!!!??

Submitted By: Ahmar

Sincere Apology: If u doesn’t like any of my SMS
or don’t like 2 read or if my messages disturb u,
then plz don’t hesitate,
feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

Submitted By: Raja

Police: Tumhe kal
subah 5 baje
phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: HA HA HA!

Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Mein to subah 8 baje utthta hoon!

Submitted By: Mishra

sardar ko aik hakeem ne
aurat ka doodh bimari ka hal tajweez kia
sardar ne kahin se aurat ka intizam kai
sardar ne jab aurat ka doodh peena shoora kia
tu auerat garam ho gai
aur sexy awaz mein sardar se boli
sardar ji kuch aur chai
sardar: agar sath biscuit mil jaein tu kia hi bat hai

Submitted By: Shankar