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In Summer’s Rain

U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out

Dance Around

Sing Songs

Meet Wit Friends

Jump Around

Koi Baat Nahi. . .

Every Frog Feels The Same

Submitted By: Sema

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

Submitted By: Mohit

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Submitted By: Zia

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you…

Submitted By: Kumar

Although I can’t wish you a happy birthday in person;
I will spend the whole day with happy thoughts of you.

Submitted By: Safdar

Kia kahon tumhain?
khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge!
dil kahon to toot jaoge!
Lo, tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon..!
Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge…!!

Submitted By: Sara

Ek sardar exame dene gaya
to palumber ko saath le kar gaya.

guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai
us ko yeh news mili thi
k paper leage ho gaya.
ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Submitted By: Aadi

Love And Death Are 2 Un-Invited Guests
When Will They Come
Nobody Knows
But Both Have Similar Effects
One Takes The Heart
&
Other Takes Its Beats

Submitted By: Jiya

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Submitted By: Babar

I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

Submitted By: Farhad