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Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend.

Sumbitted By: Kami

What is a difference between a Kiss,
a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear
and a monkey is U dear.

Sumbitted By: Raja

At the scene of an accident
a man was crying: O God! I hv lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control urself.
Don’t cry.
See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Submitted By: Feddy

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,
Aankho me masti,
Door khadi sharmaye,
Hai Hai.

Ladki: Kali si surat,
Hatho me kitli,
Door khada chillaye
chai chai.

Submitted By: Gopal

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,
mein 10ve number pe tha

Submitted By: Mishra

Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart &
offer bright mornings & fresh hopes….
**Good Morning** to one such person.

Submitted By: Ram

U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur every movements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet

Submitted By: Sarmad

“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family,
but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.”

Submitted By: Zamun

A brother shares childhood memories
and grown-up dreams.

Sumbitted By: Arhan

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

Sumbitted By: Gazal