Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
Submitted By: Pawan
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Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
Submitted By: Pawan
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Happiness always looks small if u
hold it in your hands. But when you learn
to share it, u will realize how big & precious
it is.
Submitted By: Zameer
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We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,
U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,
You think I am smart
and
I think you are right
Submitted By: Nisha
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The stars are out,
The moon is up,
1 more Hug,
1 more smile,
Kiss you once,
Kiss you twice
Now it’s time 4 bed.
Close ur eyes
n
sleep tight
Good night
Submitted By: Arun
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Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…
“EID Mubarak”
Submitted By: Sema
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I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mamma say to me
Submitted By: Simran
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Never search ur happiness in
others which will make u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will
feel happy even if u are left alone
Submitted By: Iram
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Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion
Submitted By: Sana
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Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye
Submitted By: Rana
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I’m sending a pillow of happy thoughts
to create wonderful dreams,
a blanket of care to comfort you all night
and
A prayer to protect until morning.
GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!
Submitted By: Ahad
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