A bomb in my garden

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Submitted By: Pawan

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  • Teri yadad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
  • Happiness always looks small

    Happiness always looks small if u
    hold it in your hands. But when you learn
    to share it, u will realize how big & precious
    it is.

    Submitted By: Zameer

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  • We are good friends

    We are good friends because
    u think I am sweet
    and
    I think u r sweet,

    U think I am nice
    and
    I think u are nice,

    You think I am smart
    and
    I think you are right

    Submitted By: Nisha

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  • Kiss you once

    The stars are out,
    The moon is up,

    1 more Hug,
    1 more smile,

    Kiss you once,
    Kiss you twice

    Now it’s time 4 bed.
    Close ur eyes
    n
    sleep tight
    Good night

    Submitted By: Arun

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  • Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye

    Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
    Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,

    Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
    Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…

    “EID Mubarak”

    Submitted By: Sema

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  • chandni raat main sone se pehle
  • I am crazy 4

    I always think about U.

    I can’t live without U.

    I really need U.

    I’m totally mad about U.

    I just wanna be with U.

    I’m very desperate for U.

    I’m crazy 4 U.

    I wanna marry U.

    I LOVE U.

    That’s all what my mamma say to me

    Submitted By: Simran

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  • Search ur happiness in

    Never search ur happiness in
    others which will make u feel alone,
    but search it in urself u will
    feel happy even if u are left alone

    Submitted By: Iram

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    Today i pray that:-
    Happiness be at ur door
    May it knock early
    Stay late & leave the gift of allah’s
    Peace,love,joy & good health behind

    shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
    ramadan mubarak,

    May you remain happy all the time
    Irrespective of any occasion

    Submitted By: Sana

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  • Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

    Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
    kuch to pakray gayai
    kuch hamare yaar hogaye

    Submitted By: Rana

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  • A pillow of happy thoughts

    I’m sending a pillow of happy thoughts
    to create wonderful dreams,
    a blanket of care to comfort you all night
    and
    A prayer to protect until morning.

    GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!

    Submitted By: Ahad

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