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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Submitted by: Nilesh

Humne ek teetar pakra aur
pingray main band kia to
wo pichy se nikal gaya.

Phir pakra to woh pichy se nikal gaya.

Gussa aya,
Pakra, Kata aur Khaya to
wo phir pechy se nikal gaya.

Submitted By: Phero

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.

Submitted By: Ahad

Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain

Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey “Khushi” Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain

~ Tum Bin ~

Submitted By: Sema

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Submitted By: Zuma

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

Submitted by: Abhimit