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Life Is Like A BOOK..

Everyday Is A New Page,

May Ur Book Be A BESTSELLER..

With Adventure To Tell,

Lessons To Learn, And

Tales Of Good Deeds To Remember!!

Have A Nice Day…

Added By: Rohan

Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?
Santa: I’m raping her.
Cop: Ok, I’m next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before..

Added By: Aadi

Tabeer jo Mil jati to ik khwab Boht tha
Jo shaks ganwa Baithay hain Nayab Boht tha

Me kaise Bcha leta Bhala kashti-e-dil ko

Darya-e-Mohbat me sailab Boht tha.

Added By: Aamir

thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.

hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG

Added By: Rohan

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.
Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.

Added By: Rana

Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us
up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true!
Gud Morning

Added By: Asif

Ae waqt tu tham ja!

Mujhe yaad”KISI” ko kerne de.

Mujhe pyar hua ek “SUNG DIL” se.

Jo koi “BAAT” mjhe na karne de.

Her waqt mujhe “WO” yaad aaye.

Phir dil se ye awaz aaye.

Ye kesi CHAHAT hai “US” ki.

Added By: Sara

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein.

Added By: Nilesh

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated.
So here’s a big smile just for you.
Good Morning

Added By: Sahil

KHABARDAR!
“MOHABAT”sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye.
Tamam sms “WALDAIN” ki pohanch se dor rkhye
“VIZART-E-ISHQ Hakomat-e-dil.

Added By: Pawan