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“If You Are Happy You Will Remember
The Person Whom U Love ”

“If You Are Sad You Will Remember
The Person Who Loves U”

Added By: Sara

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Added By: Nilesh

Welcome to RAMZAN menu:
apne GhUNAAH jan ne ke liye 1 dabain,
TOABA k liye 2 dabain,
MAFI ke liye 3 dabain,
or GHUNAAHON se nijaat ke liye apna “GALA”dabain
SHUKRIYA.

Added By: Saoud

Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?

Pathan soch main Gumm…

After some time, Pathan Answered:

John Cena!!!

Added By: Mishra

Shaam Ke Ujalo Par,
Apny Narm Hatho Sy,
Koe Baat Achi Si,
Koe Khawab Sacha Sa,
Koi Bolti Kushbu,
Koi Sochta Lamha,
Jab Bhi Likhna Chaho Gy,
Soch Ker Daricho Sy,
Yaad K Hawalo Sy,
Mera Naam Chup Chup Kar,
Tum Ko Yaad Aay Ga,
Hath Kaanp Jain Gy,
Shaam Teher Jay Gi,
Meri Yaad Aay Gi,

MERI YAAD AAY GI,

Added By: Ahad

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife
Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Added By: Sunny

Ramzan Ke Dino Main Ghar Se Main Iss Liye Nahi Nikalta,

Wah Wah

Ramzan Ke Dino Main Ghar Se Main Iss Liye Nahi Nikalta,

:

Log Roza Na Torr Dain EID Ka Chand Samajh Kar.. :p

Added By: Asif

*;*;*;
*(“.,.”)* Haal Kaisa
>”)(“< Hai Janab
,(")("), Ka?

Kya Khayal hai Aapka?

Hamari to Light Gai HO HO HO,

Tumhari bhi Chali jaye HA HA HA.

Added By: Amir

Bikhar rahi hai meri zaat ause keh dena,
Kahein mile woh tu yeh baat ause keh dena,
Ause kehna ke bin aus ke din kat taa nahi,
Sisak ke kat ti hai har raat ause keh dena,

Added By: Navin

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__________\___ .__,’___ /__________
__________.-`._______,’-.I want 2 wish u
________,’__,’___`-’___`.__`._______
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Added By: Nomi