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Why women Love gold more
than men ?
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.

Added By: Raju

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Submitted By: Karan

college me jean pant dale ek ladki ki zip khula thi,
usko dekh ke ladka bola, “memsab aapki tajmahal ka darwaja bandh karo,
idhar mera kutubminar hill raha hai”.

Added By: Karan

A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

Added By: Richard

Little Girl:”Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut
” Mommy:”u mean its small?”
Little Girl:”No its salty”

Added By: Jaman

Shohar: tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA

Added By: Karan

1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh “Red&White”

Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:

:King Size Filter”

Added By: Zain

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha

Submitted By: Sharma

Arz Kia Hai…
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye
Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K

Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine
Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K

Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Loo
Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K

Submitted By: Sharma

Boys say it’s great,
boys say it’s fine.
9 months later they say it’s not mine !

Submitted by: Sham