Christmas at my house

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.

Submitted by: Indu

The one thing women do not want

The one thing women do not want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

Submitted by: Nick

Blind person at Christmastime

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

Submitted by: Rohit

Make Christmas an occasion

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won’t make it “white”.

Submitted by: Sameer

A lovely thing about Christmas

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Submitted by: Shalini

Blessed is the season

Blessed is the season
which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Submitted by: Arun

Christmas gift suggestions

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Submitted by: Mohan

Season of blessings

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

Submitted by: Mishi

I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Submitted by: Bork

Jingle bells Jingle bells

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our
friends a very merry christmas.

Submitted by: Tauqeer



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