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Mein ne chand ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne taroon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne phoolon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Plz aap zara side par hona takay hamein kuch aur nazar aye.

Adedd by: Asif

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Adedd by: Falah

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

Adeed by : Hasnain

Chune se koi cheez apni nahi hoti
Har muskuraahat khushi nahi hoti
Kehna to chaahte hai bahut kuch magar
Kabhi alfaaz to kabhi zubaan saath nahi hoti

Adeed by : Mamoon

Father:Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao,

Beta:Abu mai nae ja sakta mai game khail raha hu,

Dosra Beta:Chorye ABU yeh to hai he batameez…….

AAP KHUD JA K PEE LAIN…….

Adeed by : Mutashim

M U H A B B A T means:-

M: Mout
U: Uljhan
H: Haarna
A: Aanso
B: Barbadi
B: Bewafai
A: Andhera
T: Tanhai
So, friendship is better my friend.

Adeed by : Basheera

Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta

Adeed by : Razia

hOW Pakistanis are easy ti Identify ? 1.Cook everything in garlic and onion. 2.Re-use gift papers. 3.Allways arrive 1 hour late in party. 4.Childern have names rhyming. 5.Talk for half an hour at the gate when leaving. 6. keep leftover food in fridge’ 7. Never use measurement cups while cooking 8.Take medicine without doctor prscription. 9.Lay Bedsheet on sofas to keep them clean. 10.Cover everything in plastic sheet even it is remote control…

Adeed by : Haider

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei hai? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar phir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Adeed by : Hafsah

Girl to Another Girl:
“You are so Beautiful..♥”
Other Girl:
“Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..♥”
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Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
“Hi, You are Handsome..”
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Other Boy:
“GAY Saala..” :O =P =D

Added by: Zahid