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6 Inch Ka Hai

Size Normal He

Mazboot He

Zyada Mota b Nai He

2 larkiayn Dekh Chuki Hen

Lena He To Bolo

Full Time Masti

Non Stop Fun

Mera

LG KG 195

Submitted By: Kawa

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Submitted By: Zuma

tum kutte the

tum kutte ho

tum kutte rahoge

tumhari soch kutte jaisi hai

tumhari aane waali nasl bhi kutte ki hogi

ye keh ke kutiya kutte se gussa hokar chali gayi

aap kya soch rahe hai ??

Submitted By: Mohit

U r BANDAR
It means:

B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic

R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na.

Submitted By: Sami

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos

kyon kay kahin
Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Submitted By: Karan

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?

Submitted By: Mohit

Girl: Bus bhi karo ab!
Boy: Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl: Kisi ney daikh lia to ?
Boy: Kuch nahi ho ga bus seedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl: Bus bohat ho gaya ab main tumhein aur nahi karney doon gi ! Boy: Please thora sa aur karney do..!

Agar aaj paper na kar saka to main fail ho jaon ga please..!

Submitted By: Reeha

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

Submitted By: Jiya

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa,
zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao
aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

Submitted By: Karan

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

Submitted By: Rafar