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Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

admin — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 09:27:30 +0000

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

Adedd by: Falah

larki zara taiz nikli,

admin — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 16:53:25 +0000

remix,
boy:i love you
tum dunya ki sub se khubsurat larki ho
Girl:acha lekin tumhare peche haseen girl khari hy
Boy ne mur k peche dekha par waha koi nahe ta,
girl:agr tm such mai mujse pyar krte tu kbhi pechy na dekhty
i hate you
Moral:
moral woral kuch nahe bus larki zara taiz nikli,
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Lekn
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Msg abi baqi hy mere dost!
Boy:chalo jese tmhari marzi,mgr ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga?
Girl:lo!! Ab mai apne janu se mazaq b nahe krskti…

Adedd by: Muneer

hame behosh kar diya

admin — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 16:50:26 +0000

Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.

Added by: Naila

I MISS U

admin — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 16:04:31 +0000

Kami nay

Ap ki

“KAMI-Nay”

Itna udaas Kar Diya

Hum ko SMS Karna Hi Para*I MISS U*

Adedd by: Ishal

khirki se dykha to gli mn koi nai tha

admin — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 17:51:01 +0000

khirki se dykha to gli mn koi nai tha
wah wah
khirki se dykha to gli mn koi nai tha
wah wah
khirki se dykha to gli mn koi nai tha
wah
khirki se dykha to gli mn koi nai tha

gli mn ja k dekha to khirki mn koi nai tha=D

Adedd by: Firdos

Teacher To Pathan

admin — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:49:10 +0000

Teacher To Pathan: Sir Apka Beta Roz School Late Ata Hai…
Pathan: O Baji ! Aap Mere Beteay Ka Intezar Mat Kia Karo Aap School Laga Lia Karo…..

Adedd by: Yameen

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.

admin — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:45:25 +0000

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.
1 admi bola yar,dunya chand pr pohanch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahe ho,
Charsi:Mai b ye pe k bas nikalne hi wala hun,

Adedd by: Nomi

Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se k Hmare Lab Q Sil Gae?

admin — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:41:35 +0000

Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se k Hmare Lab Q Sil Gae?
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Mangi Thi Tum Se “Lipstick”
Aur Tum Humain “Elfee” De Gae.
(‘=’)
<))>
_/!_

Adedd by: Jahgeer

BOy; tumhare pen mian ink nae hai kya

admin — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:38:13 +0000

BOy; tumhare pen mian ink nae hai kya

Girl; andhay ho kia?
chal to raha hai

Boy; acha t0 apna number to likh k dikhaO…!!!!

Adedd by: Mariya

YA PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BBAG

admin — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:32:35 +0000

pakistn ka qomi phal; sabar ka phal he. qomy libas ; kafan Qomy kheal; khod kush hamla. Qomy fashion; Muzakirat QOMY DOUA;yA ALLAH light ajy. AB AAP BATAIN KI PAK ZINDABAD.YA PAK SE ZINDA BBAG. AB FESLA AAP KARAIN.

Adedd by: Rafia