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Teacher: batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
Boy: Indian govt says “I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy”.
Kehti hai” I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota”

Submitted By: Gopal

Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha

Submitted By: Sharman

Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

Sumbitted By: Sorya

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks:
“Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?”

Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb”
Woh to Seesa hai…!

Sumbitted By: Jeeto

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi,
kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai

Submitted By: Kami

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KEM-CHHO?
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>‘ <
MAJA MA CHHO?
,..,
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TABIYAT PANI?
OK !
Toh sms karo nee baba !!

Submitted By: Zero

agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or
KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye
to iska kia matlab he??

is ka matlab hai

k

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai

Submitted By: Nilesh

Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…

Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…

aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai

Submitted by: Gopal

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Submitted By: Ram

Hav a gud day!

if a GOOD DAY is not available..
u can have a Parle-G,
or 50 50, or KrackJack.
Or hide n seek. Etc..
Anyway its ur choice!!!

Submitted By: Sharman