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What is a difference between a Kiss,
a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear
and a monkey is U dear.

Sumbitted By: Raja

U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur every movements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet

Submitted By: Sarmad

My darling,
my lover,
my beautiful wife,

Marrying you really messed up my life…

Submitted By: Anil

Kind,
intelligent,
loving
and
hot.

This describes everything you are not…

Submitted By: Afridi

Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

Submitted By: Zen

Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.
Plz forward this to all local criminals,
as I did.

Submitted By: Aadi

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
“if I can face this, I can face anything”

Submitted By: Kumar

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.

Submitted By: Jabran

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations
but you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Submitted By: Feddy

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai hai.

Submitted By: Pande