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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai….
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

Submitted By: Ram

Guddu gana ga raha tha,
“aaj main ooper Aasma neechay”
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,

Bhala kion???

kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe

Submitted By: Simran

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya,
dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai,
kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye
main doobonga to sahara dega

Sumbitted By: Ravi

Santa: I got old age pension
by showing grey hair on my chest.

Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete
to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata.

Sumbitted By: Mishra

kal main ne hawks bay per dekkha,
4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye
magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain?
baqi 3 ganje they

Sumbitted By: Mazi

Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail
kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey…

Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

Sumbitted By: Ravi

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi,
kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai

Submitted By: Kami

A man to Santa:
Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home
and came back within half an hour
n slapped the man n said:
He’s not my friend.

Submitted By: Loy

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
“tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te”

Submitted By: Babar

Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…

Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…

aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai

Submitted by: Gopal