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When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
“Abbey di juttian”..

Submitted By: Harma

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar
khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

Submitted By: Nero

Santa wrote the result of his reserch,
“If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF”

Submitted By: Sami

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

Submitted By: Guru

Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta…
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

Submitted By: Arhan

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

Submitted By: Rohit

Q. Why don’t they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

Submitted By: Sorya

Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

Submitted By: Zen

Sms Meray Dost ko “Hello” kehna
“Save” karay to Thnxs Kehna
Mujhe yaad kara to kehna”I miss u 2″
Delete kernay laga to kas ka thaper marna or kehna
“paisay lagay hai”

Submitted By: Ravi

You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…

After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Submitted By: Haroon