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Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Submitted by: Akshya

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Submitted by: Mohit

Honey, I’m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

Submitted by: Deep

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor …
what say we tie up for the night?

Submitted by: Mishra

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Submitted by: Nirmal Roy

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Submitted by: Rahul