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One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce,
what do the other marriages end in ?

Submitted By: Loy

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

Submitted by: Sethi

Why are you behind a computer,
while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

Submitted by: Mohan

Why do we call apartements apartements
when they are all connected to one another ?

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer
when I ask something ?

Submitted by: Akshya