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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Submitted By: Feddy

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai

Submitted By: Sarmad

Wat’s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain,
it means tat the show is over but
when u pull a panty the show begins..

Submitted by: Bluffer Master

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Submitted by: Akshya

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Submitted by: Mohit

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor …
what say we tie up for the night?

Submitted by: Mishra

A man can kiss his wife
A flower can kiss a butterfly
Wine can kiss a frosted glass
But u my friend can kiss my ass!
so the world needs YOU after all!

Submitted by: Nick

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor …
what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I’d put U and I together.

Submitted by: Sheeti