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Santa: I got old age pension
by showing grey hair on my chest.

Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete
to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata.

Sumbitted By: Mishra

A man to Santa:
Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home
and came back within half an hour
n slapped the man n said:
He’s not my friend.

Submitted By: Loy

Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki
Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare
Pyaar Ko Itna Pyaar Karo Ki
Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare

Submitted by: Arbaz

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Submitted by: Mohit

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Submitted by: Milli

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

Submitted by: Joyia

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

Submitted by: Haibat Singh